Herbie describes hellish cross-country road trip with Herbie Jr.

Herbie buys me breakfast at some shitty cafe in Dorchester and now he's complaining about it.

Pandora God from Avatar gives wisdom

Your Daily Horoscope from Herbie Pearlman

More wisdom and stuff, whatever....

"Ask a Guru" TV show (featuring Herbie Pearlman) advice on inner peace and current events